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all times used to call

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orbs jack-o'-lanterns they floating

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balls gassing

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far away pioneers used to ride them for

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miles

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and here you should ride floating balls

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of gas for

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many many miles that's funny that yeah

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the joe uh jack-o'-lanterns i mean dude

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these orbs have been man when when i

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went to

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uh uh oh my gosh dude i'm so dumb

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uh the martha lights solomorphylates yes

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dude that was insane it was

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it was it was like a jack-o-lantern or

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somebody holding up a

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a luminescent uh ball and then it would

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like show up and then it would show up

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in

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on the on the ground and it would show

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up in the sky

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randomly and like just kind of drop down

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so weird

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dude just not spread you're like hey hey

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it's not halloween yet

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you're jack-o'-lantern hey you're you've

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been confusing people for thousands of

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years

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hey you're you're really you're

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you're not this is uh hey hey

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they're like i'm holding jack letters up

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in the sky

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you're like oh why are you doing

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no and they're like

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because we've been doing it for

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thousands of years

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[Music]

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morpho texas dude they're selected

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it's only my favorite family lives of

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the brown mountains of

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[\h__\h] carolina or some [\h__\h] like

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[Laughter]

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like they don't know oh dude they don't

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know where okay so that

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that right there that that little bit

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right there right when people are like

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oh it's just [\h__\h] lanterns right like

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what we just did

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made that explanation seems so [\h__\h]

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so different

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it's obviously not goddamn lanterns what

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go out there every single night for

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thousands of years a little lantern get

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the

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[\h__\h] out of here dude [\h__\h] me right now

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no it's cars on the horizon there's no

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roads over there sorry that's not it

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either that's stupid

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no i don't know what it is i don't know

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is it aliens

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probably not i don't know what is it